Comments on: Schneier for President http://mark.santaniello.com/archives/69 the body of a very slow loop Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:21:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: andy http://mark.santaniello.com/archives/69#comment-52 andy Thu, 21 Jul 2005 20:46:49 +0000 http://mark.santaniello.net/?p=69#comment-52 That was the correct decision. I further back this claim by stating that if Kitchen Timers were used as well, then they should come under ban. In order to keep consistent, anyone who purchases a kitchen timer can be audited under the USA patriot act. Because clearly, using a kitchen timer, even to make American Apple Pie, is an issue of national security. Some would go so far as to suggest that anyone caught purchasing a kitchen timer can be held without bail and without trial. This is where I draw the line, being a reasonable moderate and all. You see, the constitution protects our rights to challenge our accusers. All you crazies who think we are sacraficing freedom for protection are just that - crazy. Grow up and be patriots already. "Give me security, or give me death." That was the correct decision.
I further back this claim by stating that if Kitchen Timers were used as well, then they should come under ban.

In order to keep consistent, anyone who purchases a kitchen timer can be audited under the USA patriot act. Because clearly, using a kitchen timer, even to make American Apple Pie, is an issue of national security.

Some would go so far as to suggest that anyone caught purchasing a kitchen timer can be held without bail and without trial. This is where I draw the line, being a reasonable moderate and all. You see, the constitution protects our rights to challenge our accusers.

All you crazies who think we are sacraficing freedom for protection are just that - crazy. Grow up and be patriots already.

“Give me security, or give me death.”

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